But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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