I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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