he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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