have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Randomize
