I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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