Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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