I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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