Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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