If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
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