why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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