dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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