we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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