laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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