I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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