Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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