STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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