found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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