YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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