I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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