Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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