yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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