hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
