It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Floor bacon is actually really good
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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