she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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