So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Is it penis luge time yet?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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