WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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