It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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