Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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