Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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