Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
party gras won. party gras always wins.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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