Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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