try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Is Oprah even human
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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