He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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