How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
