pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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