friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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