we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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