So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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