The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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