Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
accomplished twins. life is a go
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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