kristin has been a bad kristin
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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