Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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