I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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