I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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