yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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