Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
