Pappa wants mamma naked
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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