he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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