things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize