Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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