I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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