I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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