Little spoons don't ask big questions
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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