why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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