stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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